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Happy Fucking Birthday Tall Party Straws

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$4.79 $7.99 In stock

Category: Adult Party Supplies Birthday Party Games, Gifts & Supplies

Happy Fucking Birthday Tall Party Straws from Candyprints. Happy Fucking Birthday line of partywares are approved by sassy grandparents and anyone that enjoys a good laugh on their special day! This line of hilarious party products has been regarded by media outlets worldwide as the Official line of adult themed disposable paper products of 2022. This beautifully patterned line of tableware features 8 highes quality paper 8 inches straws with glittering fuck you fingers. Turn your next ordinary party into a fucking high class function with any of our fine paper products. Complete this look with coordinating Happy Fucking Birthday napkins, balloons, candles, games and more! Please note shown in glasses. Glasses not included. Categories: Party Games, Gifts and Supplies, Adult Party Supplies, Birthday. 2022.


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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Thomas ★★★★★

The straws are tall and sturdy enough for big cocktails, and the bold red font made everyone at my birthday dinner laugh out loud. I got a pack for my 40th and they held up perfectly through multiple rounds of drinks.

Claire B. ★★★★★

The "Happy Fucking Birthday" text is bold and hilarious, and the straws are tall enough for a champagne flute. They got a huge laugh at my friend's party.

Hazel ★★★★★

These straws are surprisingly sturdy for a gag item—they held up through an entire round of cocktails without getting soggy. The tall length is perfect for our highball glasses and the bold lettering got exactly the reaction I hoped for from my friends.