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Cheeky Pornament Submissive Santa

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$28.39 $39.99 In stock

Bring a mischievous twist to your holiday décor with the Cheeky Pornament Submissive Santa, the perfect ornament for anyone who enjoys mixing festive fun with a hint of naughtiness. After all, even Santa needs to unwind after a long night of delivering presents — and this year, he’s getting a taste of being on the other end of the list!

Each Cheeky Pornament Submissive Santa is hand-blown by skilled glassblowers, ensuring every piece is a unique work of art. Once crafted, the ornament is individually painted and put through a rigorous ten-point quality control test, guaranteeing a flawless finish that captures every humorous and scandalous detail. Standing between 5 and 7 inches tall and weighing under one pound, this collectible ornament is perfectly sized to make a bold statement on your Christmas tree.

Packaged individually in a protective two-piece shell, the Cheeky Pornament Submissive Santa makes a cheeky gift for anyone with a playful sense of humor — ideal for white elephant parties, adult gift exchanges, or simply spicing up your own holiday collection.

Key Features:

  • Hand-blown glass craftsmanship
  • Individually painted and tested for quality
  • Stands 5–7 inches tall, weighs under 1 lb
  • Includes a protective two-piece shell packaging
  • A playful, adult-themed holiday ornament

Celebrate the season with laughter and a little bit of kink — the Cheeky Pornament Submissive Santa brings a whole new meaning to “Santa’s naughty list.”

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Miles ★★★★★

This little guy’s handcuffs actually jingle softly when you hang him, which got a laugh out of everyone at our ornament swap. The pose is definitely cheeky without being too over the top, perfect for a naughty tree.

Aurora I. ★★★★★

The material on this little Santa is heavier than I expected, which makes it hang nicely on the branch instead of flopping around. It’s definitely gotten a few laughs and double-takes from our guests this year.

Brian D. ★★★★★

I hung this on the tree and it definitely gets a second look from guests, the pose is exactly as cheeky as described. The detail on the outfit is surprisingly good for a small ornament.