Cheeky Pornament Stiff Package

Add a hilarious twist to your holiday décor with the Cheeky Pornament Stiff Package — the perfect Christmas ornament for anyone with a naughty sense of humor. Forget everything you knew about Saint Nick — this Cheeky Pornament reimagines Kris Kringle as a jacked, mischievous Santa who’s clearly been lifting more than just spirits. With a bulging “gift package” that will have guests doing double takes, this playful collectible brings laughter and spice to your holiday season.

Each Cheeky Pornament Stiff Package is hand-blown by skilled glassblowers and individually painted, ensuring every piece is a one-of-a-kind work of art. Made with premium craftsmanship and subjected to a rigorous 10-point quality control process, it stands out as both a cheeky conversation starter and a collectible display piece. Whether it’s for your own tree, a gag gift for a holiday exchange, or a saucy surprise for your significant other, this ornament guarantees plenty of laughs.

Standing between 5 to 7 inches tall and weighing under a pound, each ornament is packaged individually in a protective two-piece shell for safekeeping. The durable design means your Cheeky Pornament Stiff Package can return year after year to spread joy (and shock) to anyone lucky enough to spot it among the lights and tinsel.

Key Features

• Cheeky Pornament Stiff Package featuring a buff, naughty Santa design
• Hand-blown and individually painted for a unique, artisan finish
• Durable glass ornament with detailed, high-gloss colorwork
• Each piece goes through a 10-point quality inspection
• Height: 5–7 inches; lightweight (under 1 lb)
• Packaged in a two-piece protective shell for safe storage
• The ultimate naughty gag gift or adult Christmas decoration