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Alf Whore Home Doormat Black Bulk

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$25.59 $39.99 In stock

Category: Novelty, Gag Gifts & Party Supplies Black Novelty Items

This novelty doormat brings a bold, humorous touch to your entryway. With a playful message that gives a cheeky twist to a classic phrase, it is designed for those who appreciate edgy home decor.

  • Features the text: "It's Not a Whore House, It's a Whore Home"
  • Black colorway suits a variety of exterior settings
  • Made for use as a home doormat
  • A fun addition for novelty gift giving or party themes
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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Madison ★★★★★

The text is large and bold enough to read from the sidewalk, and the rubber backing keeps it from sliding around on my porch. My guests definitely do a double-take before they laugh.

Julian F. ★★★★★

I put this at my front door last week and the black rubber surface has held up fine through some rain. It's already become a conversation starter whenever someone comes over.

Adam ★★★★★

The rubber backing keeps it firmly in place even on windy days, and the bold text has held up perfectly through rain and mud. It’s been a great conversation starter with everyone who visits.