Glitterati Straws Tall 8 pc

These were the hit of the bachelorette party—everyone kept grabbing drinks just to show off the glittery penis straws. The paper feels sturdy enough for a full cocktail, and the metallic stripe adds a nice touch of glam without looking cheap.

The metallic stripe catches the light so well, and the glittery penis topper is way classier than I expected for a gag gift. My girlfriends got a huge laugh out of them at brunch, but they actually held up through a full round of mimosas without getting soggy.

Stirred my cocktails with these at my bachelorette party—the glittery penis applique stayed put even after a few sips, and the paper straws held up better than the cheap ones I've used before.