Glitterati Straws Tall 8 pc

The metallic stripe catches the light so well, and the glittery penis topper is way classier than I expected for a gag gift. My girlfriends got a huge laugh out of them at brunch, but they actually held up through a full round of mimosas without getting soggy.

Stirred my cocktails with these at my bachelorette party—the glittery penis applique stayed put even after a few sips, and the paper straws held up better than the cheap ones I've used before.

The metallic stripe catches the light nicely, and the glittery applique stayed put through an entire round of cocktails. Made my drink the center of attention at the party.